There's Been a Murder! by Harry Morris

Author:Harry Morris
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781845028183
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Published: 2014-02-01T05:00:00+00:00

Next!

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When his .38 calibre hand gun failed to go off as he fired it at his intended victim during a hold-up, would-be gangster Jimmy ‘The Shooter’ Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel of his gun and pulled the trigger again.

Guess what? This time it worked perfectly. KAH-BOOM!

Ohhh Donna!

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The day finally arrived when policewomen were awarded equal pay. From then on they had to go out on uniform patrol in pairs.

On Sunday late shift in the city centre, there were only a few drinking places open, usually hotels.

Big Donna was a brand-new probationary constable straight out of Tulliallan Police College, and was being ‘puppy walked’ around the area by a senior policewoman when they received a call to assist with a large crowd leaving the Glassford Hotel.

En-route to the call, they came upon a disturbance involving two men fighting in the roadway.

They promptly took action and hand-cuffed the stand- up winner to the railings of a nearby public toilet.

Big Donna joined in by pulling up her tight skirt to her waist and jumping onto the chest of the loser, grabbing hold of his arms and pinning him to the ground.

On arrival of the police Land Rover, big Donna was screaming loudly, still on top of her accused, with her bare bum, black suspender belt and scanty panties fully exposed to the world, and with the accused male's head stuck between her buttocks.

Assistance was given, and both parties were separated, however big Donna wanted her accused further charged with sexual assault.

The accused was interviewed at the station where he stated, ‘I genuinely thought she had hurt herself with her screaming in pain like that … I was only trying to soothe her pain.’

It was suggested to the accused that he plead guilty to the minor charge of a breach of the peace.

A week later, big Donna was being given ‘private first- aid lessons’ in her apartment by her off-duty shift sergeant, when he suffered a sudden heart attack.

An ambulance was called to attend and conveyed the sergeant to the hospital, completely naked – a new rule when learning first aid, I believe!

Big Donna, the loyal colleague that she was, remained by his side and accompanied him in the ambulance.

However, an anonymous caller contacted the off-duty shift sergeant's wife and informed her of his sudden illness.

The wife's attendance at the hospital, unfortunately for him, just happened to coincide with the arrival of big Donna, who was returning to the hospital with his neatly folded uniform.

‘MEOUUWW!!’

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