The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival by Scott Kenemore

Author:Scott Kenemore
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2014-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

SECTION 6

So You’ve Been Bitten: Making the Most of Your New (Un)Life

Becoming like a zombie is, let’s face it, the most important step toward self-improvement that most people are likely to take. And why wouldn’t they? You could do worse than a zombie. Much worse.

Zombies dominate in every situation. They bring self-reliance, problem solving abilities, and general resilience to any obstacle in their paths.

In an era when charismatic religion leaders routinely defrocked amid shameful accusations, television physicians are censored for proffering questionable advice, and the FDA changes its recommended daily allowances every other Tuesday, the way forward for those with an earnest interest in self-improvement is not always clear.

As this chapter maps out for you the many ways in which a zombie’s ass-kicking traits may be emulated, consider that a zombie has never retired from anything under shameful circumstances (or, indeed, felt shame at all). A zombie has never represented itself as being about something, and then failed to deliver on that promise. A zombie is what it is. It is uncontaminated by pretense, artifice, or deception. (Zombies cannot deceive, except accidentally.) With zombies, you know what you’re getting.

And what you’re getting is pretty damn cool.

Zombies are winners and problems solvers. They know what they want, and they take it. They never doubt themselves. They never falter in their purpose. They never let anything short of a headshot keep them from obtaining their goals. An investment in becoming more like a zombie is an investment in yourself. And that will always be true.

The 24 Habits of Highly

Effective Zombies

It is obvious to any close observer that zombies have benefited from a combination of carefully cultivated habits and tendencies in order to become the superior specimens they are today. By identifying and emulating these habits, humans can enjoy many of the successes that zombies do.

Zombies don’t worry. Not about themselves. Not about others. Not about climate change. Nothing.

Zombies have “enough” of what they need in life (with the exception of living brains). Yet are, at the same time, “driven” with a passion and intensity that any CEO or motivational speaker would envy. Zombies don’t stop. Zombies don’t rest. And yet, zombies are at peace with this ceaselessness. And you can be too.

Zombies have moved beyond the pressures of society. A zombie never feels it “ought” to do something. A zombie never feels that it “should” be doing something (or avoiding something else). A zombie simply is who he or she is, and is at peace with that fact.

When you adopt the habits of a zombie, it’s like a fast track to the effectiveness you seek and the self-actualization you’ve always yearned for. Being like a zombie cuts right through the treacle of life. Cuts right down to the heart of the matter. (Then, when that heart has stopped beating, it has the brain for supper.)

If you want to become a better person and improve your life, you need to start taking on the habits of zombies.

Rugged Individualism

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