Release by Martinez Aly

Author:Martinez, Aly [Martinez, Aly]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: Book One
Publisher: Aly Martinez
Published: 2020-01-04T06:00:00+00:00

Me: He chewed the gum! I repeat he chewed the gum.

Nora: Duh. It was gum and it was Ramsey. He probably still has a piece hidden in his mouth. Tell him to open up so you can check…with your tongue.

Me: I’m thinking we are still a long way from tongue cavity searches. He basically told me that he never loved me, that he was only a teenager trying to get laid, and I needed to get the hell over it because I was insane to still be pining over my high school boyfriend.

Nora: Oh. My. God. He did not say that to you.

Me: Oh, he absolutely did. That was the abridged version though. The full version had a lot more F-bombs.

Nora: Please tell me you didn’t fall apart.

Me: Nope. I took your advice, told him that I still loved him and there was nothing I wouldn’t do to get my best friend back, and then I made him a rasher of bacon, a plate of maple sausage, and a southwest omelet. Oh, while I’m thinking about it, there is a rasher of bacon, a plate of maple sausage, and a southwest omelet in the fridge if you’re hungry later.

Nora: Jeez, he’s a stubborn one.

Me: He snuck a piece of bacon when he thought I wasn’t looking, so I’ll chalk it up to a victory.

Nora: Did you get him to his parole officer on time?

Me: Yep. I’m chilling in the car, checking some last-minute flight prices, and waiting for him to finish up.

Nora: Flights for you or for a client?

Me: Client. You know I’ve got three years before I’m flying anywhere again.

Nora: I know. Just making sure that hasn’t changed in the last twenty-four hours.

Me: It didn’t change for twelve years, it’s sure as hell not going to change in twenty-four hours.

Nora: That’s my girl. Give him hell, wildcat.

Me: Lol. So what are you really doing today?

Nora: Sitting in Starbucks, in the middle of the day, doing not a damn thing while my kids are probably running around the classroom like a bunch of wild banshees and bringing a substitute teacher to her knees. It’s glorious. Truly glorious.

Me: You love those wild banshees though. Even the snotty nose one who always wipes it on your pants. Ten bucks says you’ve actually been sitting there stressing about them instead of enjoying your day off.

Nora: Witchcraft! Get out of my head and go babysit my brother.

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