One Menu at a Time by Hughey Carolyn

Author:Hughey, Carolyn [Hughey, Carolyn]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: AmazonEncore
Published: 2012-12-11T05:00:00+00:00

Okay, so it was a long shot on your part to open up about your lost love life hoping she’d feel more comfortable around you. Or were you thinking she’d feel sorry for you and cozy up? And when she didn’t jump at the chance, you tried to get out of bed in your condition? Did you think it would impress her?

What? You thought it would show her you were serious about getting involved? I’d say that was pretty egotistical on your part, and seriously, you laid a passionate lip-lock on her mouth when she least expected it? Sloppy job! You’ve been around those Barbie-looking women far too long. If you think this classy chick is going to treat you the way they do, you’re whistling up the wrong tree, Bud. This is one woman who’ll have you jumping through hoops until the cows come home unless you can come up with something more meaningful than sneaking a kiss. That was so high school. But, hey, maybe we’re wrong. So let’s see how you fare on this one. And seriously, if you win this one’s heart, you may just be entitled to winning that Sprint Cup Series without putting the pedal to the metal.

So clear your head and watch her adeptness in the kitchen as she browns the beef and onions until translucent in a large frying pan. You might charm her if you took part in something she loves. Helping prepare the food is one way to win her heart. Not so much, huh. Okay, just sayin’ it might win her over. Unfortunately, in your present state, you’ll just have to settle for watching her prance around for right now. We know your main objective is to cook up a large dish of romance and feed it to her with a shovel.

She’ll be draining off the rendered fat in a few minutes by placing a single paper towel in a colander and pouring the meat mixture over top. Watch her wrist action when she aerates the mixture with a large spoon to make sure the fat drains. And now, she’s returning the mixture back into the pan. Okay, so you can’t watch anymore. Uh-oh, she’s looking a little puffy around the eyes. Could it be you struck a chord with her?

If push comes to shove, you could go back to the two sisters for help, but then, they’d take over and that might not be the best use of time. They’re aggressive and without patience. You’re subtler—yeah, like a Mack truck, that is. That kiss really showed off your subtleness—so no bows just yet. Oh, and do something about that large ego of yours, huh, unless, of course, you want to turn her off completely.

Blend the remaining ingredients in a measuring cup and pour the liquid ingredients over top of the meat mixture and mix until thoroughly incorporated.

Serve on open-faced hamburger buns. Makes six servings.

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