Mishmash of Me by Jeanne Lee

Author:Jeanne Lee
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Gatekeeper Press
Published: 2019-08-09T16:00:00+00:00

Oh, there are reasons (excuses) and valid ones (I guess), but the bottom line is dragging me down to a level in Dante’s Inferno that is full of brownies, cookies and Ben and Jerry’s. Or as I like to call them, my weekend buddies. This is not really true, but what is true is that with a half a thyroid, menopause kicking on my lady door and a sedentary lifestyle due to pain issues from two back surgeries, and an office job where I can literally feel my caboose expanding across my ergonomic chair, I find myself in a danger zone. Can’t move, can’t focus, wishing for a Milky Way bar …

So, even though I know that diets don’t work, that I’m probably doomed to lose a bunch of weight and then gain it all back again—I still believe. I want to believe that if I commit for a few months, I’ll eat little meals throughout the day, have better portion control, and not want to eat a pie. If I do this for a few months, I’ll look sugar in the face and laugh … LAUGH , I SAY.

So, I went on Marie Osmond’s Mid-Life Crisis Website and started picking food. Most of it seems edible, but sort of how I imagine army food to look. It’s only for a while; I can do anything for a while. But, somehow, when I got to the end, I couldn’t quite push the “go” button. My finger wouldn’t do it. So okay, I decided I would think about it and consider it and come back and try again. However, in the next few days, I received multiple emails, an actual phone call and even a “Nutrisystem Newsletter” regarding metabolism. That kind of hard sell freaks me out. If it works so well, you wouldn’t have to try so hard. Or maybe they just really cared.

Yeah, I know. I’m still considering it. (excuses)

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