Is This Anything? by Jerry Seinfeld

Author:Jerry Seinfeld [Seinfeld, Jerry]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781982112745
Google: KOXMDwAAQBAJ
Amazon: 1982112697
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Published: 2020-10-05T23:00:00+00:00

Night Guy/Morning Guy

I think the secret to our great American economy is relentless, annoying advertising. And our natural dumbness.

That just works so well together.

I saw a Mattress Store commercial,

“No Payments ’til June.”

Because they know we’re going to go,

“Oh… June… pfff

Well, that’s not really my problem then, is it?

Besides, it’ll probably never be June.

And if it ever is, that’s June Guy’s problem.

So what if I’m broke in the present?

I’m sure June Guy will have gotten some money somehow.

And wouldn’t June Guy want me to be enjoying my life now?”

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