Herobrine Goes on Vacation by Zack Zombie

Author:Zack Zombie [Zombie, Zack]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2017-09-18T04:00:00+00:00

“What is your name?”

“Herobrine!”

“Herbyline! Perfect. Will you lie down inside this box, please?”

I looked at Lucy, not really sure if I should trust this guy.

“Lie down, please, Herbyline!”

I stepped toward the box and the ladies helped me to lie down inside it. They then closed the covers, locked me in, and spun the entire thing round several times really fast. By the time they stopped, all my dinner started working its way back though my system. I could’ve made like five Hawaiian shirts after all that spinning.

“Now ladies and gentlemen, be amazed as I saw Herbyline in half!”

What the what?!!!

I started to wriggle and try to get out, but I couldn’t move. That box was locked. Only my head was sticking out one end of the box, the rest of me was in the box as the magician took a saw and put it on the top of the box.

“Now, boys and girls, remember this is only a magic trick so please, please do not try this at home.”

Then, Sirius Squarebottom the Sorcerer took the saw and sawed the box and me in half!

The two ladies each pulled an end and the box, and my body split in two!

I almost fainted and started thinking that if they find my corpse, it’s probably not going to smell very good.

After a few minutes, the ladies put the box back together. Then they undid the lid and told me to come out.

When I came out, the ladies gave me a look that made me think that, yeah, they knew it was me.

But, honestly, I didn’t care. I was just glad I was still alive.

I wanted to make sure everything was still working so. . .

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