Half Plus Seven by Dan Tyte

Author:Dan Tyte
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: epub, ebook, QuarkXPress
ISBN: 111-1-11-111111-1
Publisher: Parthian Books
Published: 2014-02-25T16:00:00+00:00

My concentration was broken by a loud, repetitive shriek reminiscent of an orgasmic seagull.

‘Tea… tea… do you want a tea?’

‘What?

‘Tea…?’

It was Jill repaying the favour.

‘Erm, yeah. Go on. Yeah. Milk no…’

‘I know.’

I’m sure Moses never had to put up with this.

Right, back to the redemption.

6. Thou should visit thy mother more often than on days designated special by greetings card companies and should recognise, if not celebrate, the happiness she seems to receive from that wrinkly wanker3 Barry.

7. Thou shalt aspire to have thy own four walls and to live in quarters that do not feature an al fresco bathroom experience.4

8. Thou shalt stop being such a cynical bastard.5

9. Thou should try and engage with the local community and help the downtrodden, in more ways than being a drinking partner to the socially delinquent.

10. Thou should try and find unselfish love.

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