Glasgow Urban Myths by Ian Black

Author:Ian Black
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781845028626
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Published: 2014-02-28T05:00:00+00:00

At her wedding reception in a Glasgow hotel a bride decided to play a joke on her new husband. He was a devoted follower of the lottery and stuck to the same numbers every week, so she handed a copy of his numbers to the DJ and asked him to read them out at a certain point in the evening.

At the allotted time, the DJ paused the celebrations to announce the winning lottery numbers. The husband as normal checked his lottery ticket, and with loud shouts of joy raced to the bar and ordered the bar staff to serve free champagne all round.

Alarmed at the speed her husband and the guests were drinking, the bride asked her husband to join her on stage for an announcement. The husband leapt on stage, grabbed the mike and started to make a speech.

“I would like to thank you all for being here to celebrate this wondrous occasion where I have been so blessed – not once but twice”. Turning to his new wife and clutching his lottery ticket he said: “I have something to confess to you – for the past six months I have been having an affair with your sister and we are leaving together tonight.”

It was left to the DJ to explain the joke to the husband after the wife had collapsed on stage.

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