Do Ants Have Arseholes? by Jon Butler & Bruno Vincent

Author:Jon Butler & Bruno Vincent
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
Published: 2006-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

Did Adam and Eve commit incest?

Tommy Nakamura, Hawaii

The short answer is: technically, no. Since Eve was effectively constructed from Adam’s rib, the most they can be accused of is a rather baroque form of masturbation. However, this question does afford me a forum to reveal an extraordinary flaw in the translation of the original Old Testament from the Masoretic Hebrew, which casts the whole of Genesis in a new light. To remind readers, the passage about the progeny of Adam and Eve moves from Cain right through to Noah, and continues:

…Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

1:3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

1:4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

1:5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

1:6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;

1:7 And Solomon begat Roboarn; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

1:8 And Asa begat Josaphat; andjosaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

1:9 And Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

1:10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

1:11 And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon;

1:12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

1:13 And Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

1:14 And Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

1:15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

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