Disenchanted Evenings: A Girlfriend-To-Girlfriend Survival Guide for Coping With the Male Species by Barb Ewing; Maria Sude; Katina Z. Jones
Author:Barb Ewing; Maria Sude; Katina Z. Jones
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: &NEW
ISBN: 9781581127539
Publisher: Universal Publishers
Published: 2000-01-02T00:00:00+00:00
Part Four:
Riddles of the Male Species
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