Brilliant Answers for Everyday Questions: Be Funny Whenever You Choose by Cliff Carle

Author:Cliff Carle
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: BookBaby
Published: 2012-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

What makes you happy?

• A good night’s sleep, a little rest, and a few naps

• Trust funds

Are you afraid of flying?

• No, I’m afraid of crashing

• Not when I’m wearing my cape

What’s your sign?

• No trespassing

• I don’t have a sign, I use hand signals

Do you have any kids?

• No, I like to travel

• Yes, but they’re in the sweat factory today

Do you have any pets?

• Does a wasp count?

• Yes, a teacher

What do you care about most?

• I don’t care about most, most is overrated

• My lovely, adorable, charming, gorgeous, little…bank account

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