Always Remember to Tip Your Ninja by Jeremy C. Shipp

Author:Jeremy C. Shipp
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Attic Clown Press
Published: 2011-09-13T07:00:00+00:00

More often than not,

medicine is the best medicine.

A watched pot

is often pee shy.

When the cats are away,

the mice will suffer

due to overpopulation.

Necessity

is the mother of invention

and the second cousin

of constipation.

Eat, drink, and be merry,

for tomorrow

the giant raccoons

are attacking.

A robot butler

can’t solve

all your problems,

but it can certainly help.

There’s something

not quite right

about a cute triangle.

A dog

is a man’s best friend,

but a cat

is a man’s

cutest tormentor.

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