The Bedsitting Room by Spike Milligan

Author:Spike Milligan
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9789085241522
Publisher: For the Benefit of Mr. Kite
Published: 1969-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

Interval Sketches (1)

House tabs taken up about three feet. Legs seen running about as though tabs had jammed. Some effort made to raise tabs by hand. ACTOR in dressing-gown eventually ducks underneath tabs.

Actor:

Good evening. I’ve just come here to tell you that this is the self-same interval that they used in Treasure Island which has been brought back by popular request. I should also like to take the opportunity to thank Mrs Herbert J. Quirk of Battersea; it’s not that we have anything to thank her for, it’s just that she’s never been thanked for anything in her life and we thought she might like it.

Now the next part of this show is unfit for the ears of children. If you have any children’s ears on you, would you please put them in a box and hand them in to the attendant.

And now, for a certain kind of entertainment. (Off: Loud agonised female screams) Coming, dear!

He exits through tabs, revealing the back of his immaculate silk dressing-gown in rags revealing even tattier and ragged underwear, long underpants with low seat.

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