Santa Claus by Santa Responds: He's Had Enough.and He's Writing Back!
Author:Santa Responds: He's Had Enough.and He's Writing Back!
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Literary Collections, Humor, General, Topic, Religion, Letters
ISBN: 9780786741052
Publisher: Running Press
Published: 2008-09-22T05:00:00+00:00
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SANTA
DEAR SANTA,
How’s THE NORTH POLE? IS RUDOLPH’S NOSE STILL SHINING? I HEARD THAT DANCER HAD THE FLU AND I HOPE THE ELVES TOOK GOOD CARE OF HIM So THAT HE IS ALL BETTER BY CHRISTMAS EVE.
I HOPE I AM ON YOUR NICE LIST THIS YEAR. I KNOW THAT I PULLED MY SISTER’S HAIR A FEW TIMES AND ATE CANDY WHEN MOMMY WASN’T LOOKING, BUT I THINK BESIDES THAT I’VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. BESIDES, BENJAMIN FROM MY CLASS IS ALWAYS PUSHING BOYS ON THE PLAYGROUND AND EVERY CHRISTMAS HE GETS LOTS OF PRESENTS FROM YOU, So I THINK I SHOULD GET SOME PRESENTS, RIGHT?
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT A NEW PUPPY. I KNOW THAT MOMMY THINKS I AM NOT GOING To WALK IT ENOUGH BUT I SWEAR I WILL. MY NEIGHBOR, JOSH, ALWAYS PLAYS WITH HIS DOG IN HIS FRONT YARD AND I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE FUN. PLUS I WALKED BY THE PET STORE YESTERDAY AND SAW LOTS OF PUPPIES IN THE WINDOW, AND THEN MY TEACHER TOLD US ALL ABOUT THE DOGS IN THE POUND WHO NEED To BE ADOPTED. I WOULD GIVE THE PUPPY A GOOD HOME (I WANT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, BUT A BEAGLE WOULD BE OKAY Too.) THANKS SANTA. LOOK OUT For SOME GINGERBREAD COOKIES AT MY HOUSE THIS YEAR. THEY’RE MY FAVORITE So I’LL SAVE A FEW For YOU.
FROM,
TRISTAN
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