Playing It Safe by Barbie Bohrman

Author:Barbie Bohrman
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Montlake Romance
Published: 2014-10-02T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

I wake up the next morning naked again, on my stomach and entangled in chocolate-brown bedsheets. Alex’s bedsheets, to be exact. He’s still sleeping with his arm draped across my lower back, a leg thrown over both of mine, and his head on my upper back almost pinning me underneath him. Huh. He’s a cuddler. Interesting.

Oh, yeah. How did I get here?

Well, after the afternoon fuck-fest in his office, we decided that work was overrated and took the rest of the day off. We drove separately to his house, where we proceeded to get to know each other more intimately. In other words, we continued to screw each other’s brains out—among other things—until the wee hours of the night when my vagina started to go numb on me.

Other things means eating a quick meal at around midnight in his bed. That meal consisted of homemade ice cream sundaes. And I guess I should mention that we ate them off each other’s bodies. Let’s just say Alex really, I mean really, likes his ice cream.

That would explain why, when I try to slide out from underneath him, parts of my body are sticking to the sheets like crazy glue. Here’s the thing about using your body as a dessert plate: it’s sexy and fun while it’s happening, but the ugly truth is that it’s not anywhere near being sexy the next day. It doesn’t help that movies and books have perpetuated this illusion of glamour by having the characters suddenly fresh as a daisy the next day and not at all what you’re really going to be looking and feeling like—one giant hot mess.

Right now my hair is probably a rat’s nest, and from the few clumps I can see fanned out on the pillow, there are some rainbow sprinkles embedded in it that were used as a topping for the sundaes. Tack on to that the rancid morning breath I have brewing in my mouth and the not-so-fresh feeling down south, and I’d say this bright idea is downright disgusting in the light of day and makes you question why the hell you felt the need to lick food off of someone’s body in the first place.

So now what I really need is a Silkwood-quality shower and a toothbrush, pronto.

Don’t get me wrong, I rather enjoy feeling Alex’s warmth all around me first thing in the morning. Especially since he’s holding me under him like he doesn’t want me to get away. It makes this very Grinch-like heart of mine skip a beat or two, to be honest. But if he wakes up and takes one look at me in my current state of dishevelment, he may think he woke up with the actual Grinch instead of me.

First my legs. Ever so slowly I drag them out from underneath him until they are completely free. Next, the upper half of my body. This is way trickier. Carefully, I slide to my left and make it a full inch before I’m forced to stop because a nipple is stuck to the sheet.

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