A Lion Was Learning to Ski: and Other Lines for a Laugh by Ranjit Bolt

A Lion Was Learning to Ski: and Other Lines for a Laugh by Ranjit Bolt

Author:Ranjit Bolt
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humour, Poetry
ISBN: 9781783340835
Publisher: Gibson Square
Published: 2015-11-10T17:28:50+00:00


There was a young man from Cochin

Whose toes had been made out of tin.

When he walked down the street

With no shoes on his feet

You could not hear your thoughts for the din.

An unfortunate fellow named Futter

Had the most unbelievable stutter —

Even when in full flow

Just a Yes or a No

Took him almost a minute to utter.

A medieval lady from Leicester

In mood melancholic did fester —

She had not cracked a smile

In a heck of a while

And even her jester depressed her.



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