2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing by Robert Orben

Author:Robert Orben [Orben, Robert]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 978-0-307-81752-5
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2012-05-09T04:00:00+00:00

MARRIAGE COUNSELORS

One marriage counselor doesn’t waste any time.

He has a sign on his door: KNOCK—THEN KNOCK IT OFF!

Did you hear about the couple who met in a marriage counselor’s office for an attempt at reconciliation? The husband said, “Look, we’ve both said and done things we shouldn’t have. Let’s forget about all that and go back to the way it was on our honeymoon. We’ll go home and I’ll make passionate love to you!” She said, “Over my dead body.” He said, “That’s right. We won’t change a thing!”

We should all be very grateful to our neighbors. Just think, a marriage counselor gets twenty-five dollars an hour to listen to a couple yelling and screaming and fighting. Neighbors do it for nothing.

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