The Great Australian Book of Limericks by Jim Haynes

Author:Jim Haynes [Haynes, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3, mobi, pdf
Tags: Australian, Humor, Jokes, Limericks, Poetry, Verse
ISBN: 9781742373270
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2010-11-30T11:00:00+00:00

There was a young girl from St Paul

Wore a newspaper dress to a ball;

But her dress caught on fire

And burned her entire,

Front page, sporting section, and all.

There was a young lady named Smith

Whose virtue was mostly a myth.

She said, ‘Try as I can

I can’t find a man

Who it’s fun to be virtuous with.’

A girl who was no good at tennis,

But at swimming was really a menace,

Took pains to explain,

‘It depends how you train,

I was once a streetwalker, in Venice.’

While toasting the bride at the wedding

A small tear the best man was shedding.

His gift was a mockery,

For he’d given her crockery,

When he wanted to give her some bedding!

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