Negrophobia by Darius James
Author:Darius James
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: New York Review Books
Published: 2018-02-19T05:00:00+00:00
DOUGHBOY
There were deals made! Lies told! It was the corporation’s decision! I was just a pawn! A trademark! A mere promotional symbol! But I fell into the wrong hands! A team of unscrupulous animators! It could have been anyone! The Marshmallow Puff-Head! The Riddlin’ Rubber Man! Mr. Creme Bean! Even the Selzer Kidd! Anyone!
The Licorice Men turn to each other and snicker. The circle parts. The Doughboy screams—
DOUGHBOY
No! Please! Don’t! My wife has a bun in the oven! She’s French! A croissant! You can have her! I’ll even throw in a wheel of Brie and a bottle of Bordeaux Grand Cru!
Scrambling about the ground on hands and knees, the Doughboy runs in circles like a wounded pup. His body swells in size and ripples with a spasm of violent hiccups.
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