Monogatari Short Stories Collection by Nisio Isin

Author:Nisio Isin [Isin, Nisio]
Language: eng
Format: epub

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T/N 1: Reference to the 1928 movie 'A Woman of Affairs'.

Translated by: /u/Haremless [source]

Yotsugi Stress

"Unlimited Rulebook"

Ononoki Yotsugi said, as she unleashed whatever that move or more like that brute force attack was called, blowing away half of the monkey oddity that I, the Curse Cat and that little girl vampire were barely holding our own against.

In other words, that Corpse Doll exterminyated the oddity that the vampire and I were having so much trouble with, just like swatting a fly. Ah- I guess just saying that would've been simpler nyan?

Essentially, the two of us were saved from the brink of death by that emotionless little girl, but I still had a little trouble wrapping my head around it. Maybe it's because I'm just stupid.

No, that's nyot it.

The vampire looked just as out of it as me. I knyew that the two of them weren't on very good terms from the little bit of their conversation I heard (I guess I'm more sensitive to what goes on between people because I'm a cat), but regardless of that, it was written all over the vampire's face that she nyever thought she'd see the day when she'd be saved by that Corpse Doll.

In actuality.

She... didn't really save us.

"That’s right. I was just doing my job."

Ononoki Yotsugi said. That doll or whatever she was, it was always a mystery to me, said without batting an eye after driving off the monkey oddity, wearing a raincoat, that seemed to be able to control the rain.

I wasn't sure whether the nyame she told us upon arriving was her real nyame or nyot.

"I wasn't planning at all to save you Curse Cat, or you mysterious vampire."

"Who are you calling 'mysterious vampire'. You know who I am. Just the other day, me, you and that girl who's always lost, the three of us teamed up on my lord."

The Corpse Doll seemed completely unconcerned, simply turned her head to the side and said "Did we actually do that?"

"Well, like Oshino-oniichan always said, 'People can only save themselves'. Though I guess there aren't actually any 'people' here."

"..."

"..."

Right.

She could quote that aloha shirt-wearing man all she wanted, but right nyow there was only a Curse Cat oddity, a vampire oddity and a Corpse Doll oddity here. I guess also that monkey that ran off was also a oddity nyan.

"More importantly, like I just explained, mysterious vampire, we should head for that park as soon as possible, that lolicon's waiting for us."

If a lolicon was waiting there, I wouldn't want to go that kind of park nyo matter the reason, but I guess it was a code of some kind.

"Ha ha ha, well then sounds good.”

The vampire said with a quiet nyod, then quickly left. I could tell that there was something urgent going on, but how could she drag me out here then leave without even saying thanks, and on top of that leave me here alone with this emotionless girl nyaa.

"... and we may as well get rid of that monkey too.

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