Minecraft: Diary of a Wimpy Villager (Book 2): (An unofficial Minecraft book) by Kid Cube

Author:Kid, Cube [Kid, Cube]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Published: 2015-03-08T08:00:00+00:00

FRIDAY

The mobs creeperbombed us again last night.

I woke up to the sound of baby slimes raining down upon the roof of our house. All the slimes were gone by sunrise, though.

How they managed to leave the city, with the wall being there, I don't know. And I don't care. I'm not complaining at all. It meant me being able to walk to school without incident.

Incident.

Thinking about slimes and that word at the same time makes me remember the 'slime incident'.

That's something I've been trying to forget.

Once, when I was ten years old, I was attacked by a baby slime. The thing had been waiting in a dark alley all night. Waiting for a kid like me to just come strolling by.

When it jumped out at me, I panicked, and ended up dropkicking the thing as hard as I could.

It went flying through a window into some woman's house. Somehow, it landed in the furnace—she'd left coal in the fuel tray, and the slime started cooking. Baking, rather.

She thought I'd done it intentionally, and again, the elders were involved, and my parents. It took hours of explaining just to clear my name. By then, the woman's house reeked of what could only be described as slime casserole.

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