DEMON DAYS: Love, sex, death, and dark humor. This book has it all. Plus robots. by Carl S. Plumer
Author:Carl S. Plumer [Plumer, Carl S.]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Tags: dark comedy, satire writing, demon humor, demon hunter, demon souls, demon satire, dark humor
Publisher: Someday Press
Published: 2015-03-17T04:00:00+00:00
Martin Beemer was on the can when the monsters from another galaxy burst through the walls of his apartment.
“THOU HATH FAILED US, LITTLE MAN. SAY YOUR PRAYERS.”
Martin Beemer, halfway into the process he was engaged in, found himself unable to stand up or run.
He couldn’t move.
They drove him through the toilet and into the pipe with a single blow. Martin Beemer collapsed like an upside-down umbrella and was jammed further and further into the waste pipe with each subsequent blow.
He was full of shit as he died, just as he was when he was living.
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