Christmas Cousins: Quinn, Ellis, and Amory (Southern Scandal Book 3) by McBryant Julia

Author:McBryant, Julia [McBryant, Julia]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Independent
Published: 2019-11-24T16:00:00+00:00

They stumble back up to the hot tub and settle in. Everyone smirks. “And where were you?” Lucky grins. Has to be Lucky, because number one, Delia’s on his lap, and number two, Thor wouldn’t say it.

Amory looks him up and down. “Me? I’s fuckin’.” He leans back. They grabbed the Grey Goose and the scotch on the way in.

“Quinn, you’re one of my best friends in the goddamn world, but you put on that eyeliner and I’d hit that.” Henry takes a drink from his water bottle.

“You already did, Culliver. In like, tenth grade.”

“Okay. Let’s be clear here. There was no ‘hitting that.’ There was ‘tentative makeout session in the barn,’ during which neither of us knew what the fuck we were doing.”

Everyone howls.

“What?!” Henry drinks some more water. “You’ve been friends as long as we all have, you’re gonna mess around. Lucky dated Isa in 9th grade.”

“Only second base, thanks.” Isa steals the Grey Goose.

“I tried so hard for third but she held out.”

“Let’s see.” Henry appears to think. “Wills and Crispin don’t count because they’ve been in love since like, kindergarten. Quinn hooked up with Calhoun all through senior year. I made out with Calhoun a few times. You throw Bastian McCarthy into the mix and shit, we need a goddamn flow chart.”

Isa and Henry pointedly don’t look at each other, Amory notes.

“Can we like, stop talking about my high school sex life?” Quinn cuddles deeper into Amory.

“Oh, c’mon. We’re talking about everyone’s. Don’t be such a little bitch about it.” Delia rolls her eyes. “What is up with you, Quinnie?”

“You and Baylor keep picking at me.”

“We’re teasing you.”

“Yeah, well, stop it.”

Audie and Calhoun appear and splash in. “And where were you two?” Amory hands off the Grey Goose to Calhoun, who takes a shot and hands it back.

“Napping,” Calhoun says at the same time Audie says, “Fucking.”

Everyone cracks up, and Audie breaks out the pot. They’re all doing the puff-puff-pass to the left at this point. Quinn finishes shotgunning Amory and laughs at Audie. “You’re so Snoop Dogg.”

“Dude, if y’all’d’ve tried this Alaskan Thunderfuck I had before I came, oh my god. It was so good.” He pauses. “Did you know ‘y’all’d’ve’ is one of the few contractions with three apostrophes? You all would have. ‘Y’all’d’ve.’”

“Oh my god, it totally is.” Henry’s jaw hangs slack. “We say it all the time.”

Everyone gets quiet.

“Oh Jesus Christ in a goddamn manger, you people are so stoned,” Calhoun bitches. “At least drunk people get loud. Ellis would kill your ass if he knew how high you were.” Calhoun puts his hands on his hips.

“Oh baby, don’t play policeman.” Audie drops his head in his hands.

Amory laughs. “Ellis would be high along with us. He probably has some of that Alaskan Thunderfuck at home.” He pauses. “Man, that’s either the name of a strain of weed or the best metal band to ever come out of Anchorage.”

“Ellis smokes?!” Calhoun’s eyes get wide.

Quinn and Amory crack up.

Henry says something about pizza. “You are going to eat pizza for dinner.

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