Salacious Stand Up: A Funny Lesbian Romance by Nicolette Dane (2016-06-22) by Nicolette Dane

Author:Nicolette Dane [dane, nicolette]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Amazon: B01K3RN17I
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: 1742-08-15T00:00:00+00:00

“Dad!” I called out, catching my Dad standing near the entrance of Humboldt Park, and rushing up to him. My Dad was a short man, not as short as me and my Mom, with a bit of an old man gut. He was spry, though, I’ll give him that much. With a trimmed white crew cut and a manicured goatee, he was a well-groomed guy and could be a bit of a lady killer. While it had been about 11 years since my Mom died, my Dad hadn’t had any relationship last longer than a year. I don’t think he ever really got over my Mom. I didn’t blame him. She was awesome.

“Macy,” he said in a demure joyousness, embracing me as we closed in on one another. “It’s good to see you.” His voice was a bit raspy and his face was lightly reddened.

“I’m not late, am I?” I said as we broke from our hug. “I lost track of time but I got here as quickly as I could.”

“No, it’s fine,” he said. “I’m glad we got to meet up.”

“Thanks for driving in from the ‘burbs,” I said. “Want to get moving?”

“Sure,” he said, popping his elbow out. I put my arm through his and started our walk through the park.

It was a beautiful late spring day, though I guess you could even call it early summer. I hadn’t really worn a coat in a couple weeks and everything was green and flowering. The park was looking quite lush, serene really, apart from the blasting of Puerto Rican dance music near the park entrance and around a food truck. Off to one side were a group of men with fancy, shiny bicycles, bikes that looked straight out of the 50s or the Pee-wee Herman movie, while to the other side of the walkway there was a small open-air tent with a couple people grilling sausages inside of it. The park was a diverse and lively place, and definitely one of my favorite parts of my neighborhood.

“Dad, I got an agent,” I said as we strolled.

“Wow!” he said. “Congratulations Macy. I’m proud of you.”

“Thanks!” I beamed, hugging my arm tightly against him for a moment.

“Your Mother would really like your act,” he said. “She was a bit of a dirty bird herself.”

“Oh, I know,” I said. “I definitely got it from her.”

“Sure,” he said.

“I worry, though,” I said. “As things happen for me… I worry that I’m not being true to myself.”

“I understand,” he said. “I’ve always supported you in whatever you want to do, but I do think you might be selling yourself a little short.”

“I just don’t know if the stand up world is ready to accept a comic like me into the mainstream,” I mourned. “I just might be too niche.”

“You’re not giving the world as much credit as it deserves,” he said.

“I think things are about to really change for me, Dad,” I said, slightly altering the subject. “I’m going to be heading to Boston soon to do a TV thing.

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