Henry and Fa'Niqua: A Hip Hop, Interracial, Ghetto Love Story by Gene Penny

Author:Gene Penny [Penny, Gene]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Published: 2016-01-06T05:00:00+00:00

Seven

As was his daily ritual, Henry decided to relieve himself sexually before getting down to business. This form of tension relief was as much about taking care of business as it was about pleasuring himself. Henry quietly secured the industrial strength latch he'd installed on his bedroom door for such private occasions. He grabbed the roll of toilet paper he kept hidden underneath his bed and retrieved his favorite hand lotion from between his mattress and box spring—a lavender scented concoction a prostitute left behind late one evening.

"All right," Henry said, rubbing his hands together like the diabolical villain in a B movie. "Let's get this party started."

Henry logged onto his favorite porn site and began to browse the various categories. Though Henry only spent a mere five years incarcerated, he emerged from prison shocked to discover how far internet porn had progressed. PornTub, his favorite porn provider, featured such content as Mature Gay Babysitters, Pussy-Licking Cosplay Milfs, Interracial Cumshots: Featuring Girls Wearing Willy Wonka Glasses, and Cartoon Characters Drawn with Small Cocks. With so many interesting categories to choose from, Henry often found himself spending hours at a time engaged in the search for that one elusive video clip, only to find his underwear egregiously soiled with generous amounts of spunk once he'd committed to a given clip. Alas, the browsing of so many pornographic video clips proved a detriment to the overall experience Henry so desperately wanted to create. Henry's prison cellie had been correct in saying, "Sex truly is as much a mental act as it is a physical act."

"Please, no popups," Henry prayed, as he browsed and clicked and browsed and clicked.

He searched frantically through the clips on the home page, pausing his cursor over a given clip for a brief preview of that clip before moving on to the next one. His fevered eyes darted back and forth to the clock in the right-hand corner of his laptop, counting down the minutes before supper time.

"Damnit!" Henry snapped impatiently.

Supper was always set on the table at six o'clock sharp. It was five minutes ‘til. If he didn't take care of business soon, Henry knew his mother wouldn't give him another private moment until she went to bed at eleven. His mother would force him to sit in the living room where she would ridicule the dumbasses on a celebrity reality show, followed by Touched by an Angel, Matlock, and Murder She Wrote. By then, Henry would be too dull-eyed to care.

"Oh! This seems interesting," Henry whispered to himself excitedly.

He moved the cursor from a video titled Fat Geriatric Virgins to Transgender Lesbian Nuns, and the video preview stalled. Henry cursed as he tapped his index finger repeatedly against the left mouse button. A new webpage populated followed by another and yet another. Ad-injection malware plagued just about every porn website on the internet. It was the price of doing your business for free. Henry moved his cursor over the newly populated webpage, poised to remove the unwanted pages, when a sensuous but familiar voice poured through his computer speakers.

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