Cut It Out by Bryan "The Brush" Burnsides

Author:Bryan "The Brush" Burnsides
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2018-03-01T05:00:00+00:00

By matching this with a crown of laurel leaves, Boney’s ‘little man syndrome’ aspirations were complete. Even in exile, when he was Emperor of nowhere other than a nasty bit of rock, his hair still flicked in vulgar fashion towards his British captors. Intent on entertaining his wife and drinking his entire wine cellar, the lumpen Brits simply ‘ne se souciait pas’.

get the blown-aparte!

1) Take yourself seriously. Very, very seriously, and shave off those poetic locks.

2) Next, trim back the hair on the top of the head leaving a three-inch strip.

3) Flick this forwards in a semi-curl of arrogance towards your foes.

4) Stand on a rock in the middle of an ocean, alone, and shout: ‘I am Napoleon Bonaparte! Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!’

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