When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace: Volume 8 [Parts 1 to 2] by Kota Nozomi

Author:Kota Nozomi
Language: eng
Format: epub

“All right, next up... Sayumi!”

“Yes?” our resident upperclassman and club president said with a look of pure, unshakable calm on her face.

Takanashi Sayumi: bearer of Route of Origin, the power to return anything and everything to the form she believed it belonged in—to the way it was meant to be.

“Fixing something that’s broken should be the easiest thing in the world for you...so why on earth would you need to bring in a new electric kettle from home?!” I shouted. “Just fix the one we already have! Make like Doraemon with his Time Cloth and zap it till it’s good as new!”

“I would certainly be capable of fixing it, yes...but since I happened to have an electric kettle gathering dust at home, it simply felt like the right moment to make the offer,” said Sayumi. “The club room’s electric kettle is old to begin with, so I imagine that replacing it will be preferable to fixing it regardless. My power can return it to a functional state, but it can’t add on new, modern functions.”

“Hmph! A well-reasoned response—just what I’d expect from a girl smart enough to fight it out for the top grades in her year! In deference to your intellect, I’ll let you off the hook just this once.”

“What do you believe gives you the right to act so flagrantly condescending toward me, Andou?”

“However! In all seriousness: you could’ve at least used your power to fix the button on my jacket, right?” I continued, holding up my sleeve and showing off its freshly-mended cuff. It was so perfectly sewn on you’d think it was brand new...or that she’d used Route of Origin to fix it. Her skill with a needle was clearly expert-level. “I’m not saying I have a problem with your work, of course, and I’m really grateful you went to the trouble...but, like, it would’ve been way quicker and easier to just do it with your power, right?”

“W-Well,” Sayumi began, then she fell silent and shifted her gaze awkwardly to the side. Just when I was thinking how rare it was for her to react like that...

“Did you want to show off your housewifeyness, Sayumi?”

...a bleary voice muttered from a totally unexpected direction. Chifuyu had finally woken up, it seemed, and she’d decided to join the conversation as she sat up and rubbed her eyes.

“Ch-Ch-Chifuyu,” Sayumi stammered, “wh-whatever are you talking—”

“Huh? ‘Housewifeyness’? What’s that supposed to mean, Chifuyu?” I asked.

“E-E-Excuse me, Andou!” Sayumi shouted. “Clearly, Chifuyu is still half-asleep. Let’s shelve this topic for now and never, ever pick it back—”

“I’m not half-asleep,” Chifuyu said, cutting off Sayumi’s inexplicably panicked proposal and taking control of the conversation once more. “Housewifeyness is what makes you a good housewife.”

“Right, okay,” I replied, accepting her logic.

“Housewives have lots and lots of things they have to do. They cook, and clean, and do laundry, and sew, and get complained at by their mother-in-law, and welcome their husbands home, and stuff like that.”

“Yeah, I, uh, think that list got a little weird toward the end there, but I basically get the picture.

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