The Seven Torments of Amy and Craig (A Love Story) by Don Zolidis

Author:Don Zolidis
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Disney Book Group
Published: 2018-10-01T16:00:00+00:00

A second later, Kaitlyn was there. She had been listening the whole time.

“Hey, give me that,” she whispered, taking the box of condoms.

“No, I need those,” I said, swiping them back and trying to, once again, ignore the fact that the box HAD ALREADY BEEN OPENED and at least one of them WAS MISSING.

When I took them back, Kaitlyn froze, her mouth open.

“Oh my God,” she said, realization flashing over her. She pointed at me. “Oh my God! Did it work?”

“I’m not telling.”

“It did!”

“I’m not saying whether it did or not. I can neither confirm nor deny the—”

“Holy shit!” said Kaitlyn, stunned. “When you were going over to her house I was like, ‘This is not going to end well.’ Amy Carlson.” She looked at me. “You and Amy Carlson. This is, like…everything I believed I knew about reality has been upended. I don’t even know what the hell’s going on anymore. Who am I?”

“Shut up. I just had the Talk with Dad, shut up.”

“Oh whatever. I had the Talk with Mom, like, four years ago.”

“Four years ago?”

She hit me in the shoulder. “I didn’t need the talk then, idiot.”

“She probably just sensed where you were heading.”

“You suck, Craig.”

An uncomfortable silence settled between us. I still had the box in my hands.

“So…um…when did you, uh…?” I asked.

“Oh, shut up. I’m not telling you.” Then she smiled. “Like two years ago.”

“Two years ago?!” I stopped myself. “Cool. I guess, right? Cool?”

“Pretty cool.”

“God, we’re a bunch of sluts in this family, aren’t we?” And then I high-fived Kaitlyn. “Here, you can have half of these.”

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