The Guest House by Richard Segal

Author:Richard Segal [Segal, Richard]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781665589833
Publisher: AuthorHouse UK
Published: 2021-05-25T04:00:00+00:00

“VAPOR ESCAPES FROM MARS

INTO THE ATMOSPHERE”

According to journalist and confessed space nut James Maynard, who aspires to be a Carl Sagan for the 21st century and therefore no crank, “this already-parched world is shedding its remaining water in significantly greater amounts than astronomers originally believed.” This finding was uncovered by French scientists, so take that as you will.

However, it can now be confirmed that the right thinking fully ascribe to the theory of global warming excuse my French climate change, but are adamantly opposed to the possibility of climate change on Mars. They would close the debate before it begins. They are confident the evidence, which is crystal clear, is not climate but weather related – svp, and yeh, yup.

The volume of physical material created by humans since the start of the industrial age – think roads and bridges, buildings and other structures etc – exceeds that of all “natural” growth on earth – think here the rise of mountains and expanse of vegetation such as trees. As if matter can be created in a closed system.

Moreover, the hypocrisy of the urban swellers who are responsible for half the litter and noise pollution (the Nobel to the inventor of the mute button still awaits), the second half being attributed to their cousins on the far right of the political horseshoe radio frequency wave. If they were that concerned they would relocate outside of the cities to rural areas, where there is more assimilative capacity, if they choose to unearth the definition of that term.

OMG OMG

… whereas it’s a pair of young women several years younger who self identify as fun and cool and retro when they spot a children’s shampoo in the shape of a cartoon character and only become self-conscious when the adult parents behind them in the check-out line have a toddler who is gazing appreciatively at a similar product: same concept, different animation. True to form, the two slowly maturing shoppers were divided, so played rock, paper, scissors and put the plastic container back in their cart. It’s for their younger sisters, not for them, they insist, but if they are 25 going on 9 it is none of the mother’s business. The mother doesn’t care. She’s more concerned about the likelihood that her child has impulse grabbed unusable goods from the aisles while she’s been checking items off her list, given that her husband is preoccupied with trying to remember where he parked the car. Past the best-by-date St. Patrick’s Day pancake mix. How will she know whether its shade of green was born that way?

OMG OMG

Were it 15 years later, they’d be captivated by the social media output of the handsome young Californian actor, who is unknown to them one-third the way through his five stage plan. Step one was to try like hell to get a smiley bit part in a train wreck of a SyFy Channel straight to cable film, to attract twenty-something women to his posey Insta, to generate the ad revenues

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