Shorter, Faster, Funnier by Eric Lane

Author:Eric Lane [Lane, Eric]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780307743350
Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
Published: 2011-05-03T04:00:00+00:00

(HOOOOOONK. An earsplitting horn.)

It’s a ship. It’s a ship, Marta! It’s coming right for me! Hey! HEY! Ah. Turn! Turn port, or starboard, or whatever the hell way you turn, just turn! You’re coming right at me! Hey! HEY—

(Black.

BALTHAZAR’s screams are drowned in a deafening rush of wate.

The sound of clanking chains.

Lights up.

The chair is askew, perhaps upside down. BALTHAZAR sits on top, still on his BlackBerry.)

Yes, Michael, I’m aware that—

(The chair rocks.)

Excuse me.

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