Sex and Violence in Hollywood by Ray Garton

Author:Ray Garton
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Publisher: Open Road Media
Published: 2000-12-31T16:00:00+00:00

THIRTY-FOUR

"You’re not going to believe this,” Adam said, coming into the studio with fresh-made roast beef sandwiches on paper plates and a bag of potato chips.

“Yeah, I’ll probably believe it,” Carter said from the desk. He did not look up from the severed thumb he was painting.

“Maury Povich wants me on his show.”

Carter looked up. “Is he gonna have the Menendi on, too? I hate theme shows.”

“Eat me.”

Eyes on the thumb again, Carter muttered, “I bet Maury’s audience would’ve laughed.”

It was Thursday, six long, lazy days after the funeral.

Adam put the sandwiches and chips on the desk, where he had left the laptop open and online. On the screen, two fat, naked midgets, male and female, were having noisy sex in the missionary position on a bed. In red above the streaming video, the word MIDGETCAM.

“Have you checked out this cam?” Adam asked. He turned up the volume so they could hear the panting and moaning of the midgets.

“No. That chick with the beer bottle was really getting on my nerves.”

Adam sat down, saying, “You’re missing all the action.”

Carter left his chair and came around the desk, looked over Adam’s shoulder.

Adam had logged onto the Midgetcam an hour ago and bought a membership with his Visa. The cam remained dead for the first twenty minutes, and Adam and Carter had grumbled about what a waste of time it had been. Just when Adam had been about to leave the website, a small, naked, wrinkled woman with purple hair and a ring in her nose appeared and began to masturbate with a beer bottle. Adam had muttered that she looked like E.T. Carter had disagreed, saying she looked like the baby E.T. would father if he impregnated Katie Couric.

Adam had gone downstairs to make sandwiches. That was when Devin had told him about the phone call from one of Povich’s producers.

“Munchkinsex,” Carter said.

“Why don’t we do it in the Yellow Brick Road?” Adam said with a chuckle.

“Is there a Dorothycam? I wanna see her get nailed by the Tin Man.” He went back around the desk, pulled the paper plate toward him. “What’s this about Maury Povich?”

“His producer called and talked to Devin. They’re doing a show on the kids of recently dead celebrities.”

“Recently dead is right. The funeral wasn’t even a whole week ago. They must want you to cry on camera, or something.”

“Have you seen all you want of this?” Adam asked, nodding toward the laptop. “If so, I’m going to check out Amputeecam.”

“Yeah, go ahead. That one I’ve gotta see.” Carter took a bite of his sandwich. His forehead creased slowly as he chewed. “Could you use a little more horseradish on the next sandwich? This first bite only incinerated one of my lungs.”

“Pussy.”

“Hey, you’re not really going on Povich’s show, are you?”

“Hell, no. Are you kidding? It’s a freak show.” Once he had logged onto Amputeecam, he clicked on JOIN, then filled out the form. Hit the ENTER key.

Three rapid knocks. Adam and Carter turned to the door as Devin came in.

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