Revoltingly Young by C. D. Payne

Author:C. D. Payne [Payne, C. D.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: General, Fiction, Mystery & Detective, Literary, Teenage boys, Humorous fiction, Bildungsromans, Diary Fiction, Nevada
ISBN: 9780741434166
Publisher: Buy Books on the web
Published: 2006-07-14T23:00:00+00:00

SATURDAY, August 6 – Stoney Holt dropped by early this morning with some amazing news. She burst right into my bedroom and had a good laugh at my morning boner pronging up under my thin blanket. Pure penis envy if you ask me.

She reported that the cops took some fresh prints off the hearse interior and have tentatively identified the escaped hijacker as a teen runaway from rural Nevada named Carlyle Bogy. The only point they’re a bit confused over is the hijacker was black, while young Carlyle is alleged to be white.

“Oh my God!” I exclaimed. “That’s incredible! How did Carlyle get to Sacramento?”

“Who knows?” she replied, sitting on my bed, then jumping back up.

“Relax, Stoney. I didn’t wet it.”

“You swear?”

“I swear.”

She gingerly sat back down.

“Here’s another interesting fact, Noel. While barreling down the freeway at 90 miles an hour, Jamal took the time to spray UPT all over the dashboard and headliner.”

“He didn’t!”

“Yup. He even managed to mark up part of the casket. They’re lucky he didn’t rape the stiff while he was at it.”

“Oh, damn! I didn’t even know that idiot could drive.”

“Yeah, well according to the radio, Jamal stole his first car at the age of seven when they were living in Idaho. It’s still a record for that state.”

“Come to think of it, Stoney, I remember back in grade school his bragging about something like that, but I always assumed he was making it up.”

“Yeah, me too. Guess he showed us.”

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