Marine Biology by G.L. Carriger

Author:G.L. Carriger
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
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ISBN: 9781944751029
Publisher: Gail Carriger,LLC
Published: 2017-11-27T05:00:00+00:00

THE SUMAGE SOLUTION

SAN ANDREAS SHIFTERS #1

G. L. Carriger

CHAPTER ONE

On Patient Werewolves & Exploding Kitsune

“Barker!” The shout cut through Maximillian Barker’s eardrum, making him jump. He hit his rickety desk with the tops of his thighs. Of course it wobbled, scattering paperwork everywhere.

“What?” he asked the ear-bud.

“Get your scrawny ass down to the parking lot.”

Max put the form he’d been frowning over down on his now messy desk. Werewolves. Why did I have to get the werewolves for processing?

“Barker, you lazy fuck, move,” the ear-bud squawked again. His boss wasn’t known for her patience.

“I’m moving. I’m moving. You lick your girlfriend’s ass with that tongue?” Max was in the hall and heading toward the parking lot. Coworkers lunged out of his way. He refused to run. Max was tall with a propensity to gangle, meaning that him moving at speed looked unstable and might cause a panic. But he did scowl. Well, scowl more than usual.

“Why? You offering to sub in, you useless waste of space?”

Speaking of useless. “What the hell you need me for, boss? You never need me.”

“You’re the only Placer we got on staff.”

Max picked up his pace. He was the only Placer on staff because no one ever needed a Placer. Not in this government-mandated paper-pushing hellhole. So if they actually did need a Placer, it was likely to be bad. Really bad.

“What’s the damage type?”

“Shifter.”

Of course it is. “Tell me more.”

The muttering over Max’s ear-bud was embarrassed. “Not a civilian, one of ours.”

“Crap. Do we know the expected consequence?”

“Fire.”

“Oh shit.” Max began to sprint. Let everyone start panicking. He was.

* * *

“Bryan Ignacio Frederiksen the Fourth, you will get your ass down to DURPS and deal with this. I’m not asking you again. In fact, I’m not asking you at all. I’m ordering you. Do I need to use VOICE? You I know I hate doing that.”

Biff stared at his younger brother. Oh man, he’s serious. “Why me?”

Alec, the brother-in-question, glared at him.

Marvin, the brother-in-question’s boyfriend, clapped a hand over plump lips to hide his smile. “My love, I do believe your Beta is whining. Six foot four, two hundred and twenty pounds of badass werewolf, and he’s whining.”

“I hate lines.” Biff tried to convert his whine into a manly grumble.

“Of course you do, sweet-cheeks.” Marvin’s tone was all syrupy and mocking. “DURPS is worse than the DMV. But you’re the only pack member who can take it and not get riled. Alec’s got interviews. I’ve got work. And the others are, well, the others. You just stand in line, fill out the forms, sit tight, all big and menacing, and glower. Yes, honey, exactly like you are now. Good boy. Good with the practicing of the glower. Good little werewolf.”

Biff curled his top lip back and showed canines. Not at Marvin – he wasn’t that stupid. Just at the floor.

Alec quirked an eyebrow at him.

Biff instantly stopped.

Alec was a tolerant and easygoing Alpha…except when someone threatened his mate. His gorgeous, blond, charming, annoying-as-hell mate.

Marvin continued, oblivious to the wolf posturing occurring right under his nose.

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