Leprechaun in the Hood: The Musical: A Novel by Pierce Cameron & Cesare Adam & McKenzie Shane

Author:Pierce, Cameron & Cesare, Adam & McKenzie, Shane [Pierce, Cameron]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Crime
Publisher: Broken River Books
Published: 2014-08-21T04:00:00+00:00

Marvin couldn’t understand what the soft, chewy thing that filled his mouth could be. Even after he spit it out, his mind refused to register that it was a human ear. At least until he noticed the corpse beside him, its head bloodied where an ear had apparently been bitten off. A fist-sized hole in the corpse’s chest leaked blood onto the floor, and Marvin realized he was standing in the puddle at the same time he noticed the blood coating his arm and hand, the strings of gore intertwined in his fingers. And then several policemen burst into the theater, guns drawn, and shouted, “Freeze, motherfucker!”

Marvin thought police were supposed to be kinder than that, but their presence gave him a sense of relief. Surely they were here to rescue him from this nightmare. Marvin stood and took a step toward them. They leveled their aim at him. “We’re warning you,” one of them said. “Get on the floor now.”

Marvin looked around. Besides the dead guy and the cops, he was the only one in the theater. So they were talking to him. “Please, officers, there must be some mistake.”

“Get down!”

Marvin dropped to his stomach on the floor and the cops rushed over and handcuffed him. They said some things about his rights, then lifted him by his arms and made him walk between them. The handcuffs dug into his wrists. The closest he’d ever come to being arrested was watching Cops on television.

“What am I being arrested for?” he asked.

They ignored his question and led him out of the theater, through a crowd of people who he recognized as the cast and crew of Leprechaun in the Hood: The Musical.

He scanned the mob, but didn’t see Byron or Simon anywhere.

“Help!” Marvin said. “Help! I did nothing wrong. Somebody help me! The police are fucking me up!”

One of the cops tied a black hood over Marvin’s head and he fell silent.

He heard a car door open and was pushed into the back of what he knew was a police car. He hit his head on the doorframe and tumbled into the back of the squad car, blind and immobile. Who’s going to feed Brian? he wondered, only for shards of recent memory to surface. The leprechaun, Willow, potatoes, a cat head, people screaming. By the time the cops finished asking questions of the cast and crew, Marvin was no longer himself.

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