Learn a Wicked Awesome Boston Accent by Ivan Borodin

Author:Ivan Borodin [Borodin, Ivan]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Published: 2013-09-17T16:00:00+00:00

Sebastian’s plea (changes in italics):

I could do a lot of things to make a living. There are two video stores left on the Grand Strand. During the summer, restaurants hire waiters by the busload. That real estate office just across from Pandora Tours is run by a guy who drinks at the Hornet’s Nest. I have a standing offer to work either reception or to open my own desk. I’m not even above cleaning toilets.

So why do I give tours? This business is not for the faint of heart, and this job puts me in a position to help you clowns avoid shooting yourselves in the foot.

Attempt the following passage in your most wicked Boston accent. Taken from Pandora 2013: Hullabaloo, this monologue features Clarence Gifford, an older deputy. In this speech, Clarence tries to reason out a situation with a younger man by using a metaphor.

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