Full Metal Panic! Short Stories Volume 8 [Parts 1 to 4] by Shouji Gatou

Author:Shouji Gatou
Language: eng
Format: epub

While Hayashimizu and Shinji were having their serious discussion, out in front of the pharmacy...

“Hey, O-Ren-san,” said Kyoko, “I think the two frozen guys are hurting our business.”

“Yes, their expressions are so fearsome, and their postures so unnatural...”

“Let’s throw them out.”

“Agreed.”

Kyoko and Ren worked hurriedly to move the paralyzed Issei and Sousuke (our protagonist, if you’ll recall) to the garbage dumping area behind the pharmacy.

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The Yoko raiding party that gathered in the Twilight Forest in fact numbered not 138, but close to 200. In a real war, you’d have a hundred times that many throwing themselves at each other, but obviously the server couldn’t handle that. In fact, even a force this large was unusual for the game.

Standing before the horde of veteran players—Paladins and volunteers fortified in all kinds of equipment—the Captain of the Guard, Sir Goto, spoke first. “Good evening, everyone! ^^”

“Good evening! ^o^ノ” The hot-blooded soldiers responded vigorously.

Sir Goto nodded in satisfaction, and began to deliver his briefing to the assembled heroes with gusto. “I’m the Captain of the Paladins—or rather, their coordinator, Goto. According to our scouting party’s report, there are no ambushes set up in the forest. Our force ended up being larger than theirs lol, so they probably intend to avoid losses by hunkering down in their fortress. Although if you don’t have anything more urgent to do, I do hope you’ll protect the siege weapons. If you make it to the enemy fortress, please attack the way Atsunov-san outlined. Oh, and Atsunov-san paid for the various expenditures for the battle. So, Atsunov-san, if you’d say a few words as well, lol.”

Thunderous applause rang out.

Hayashimizu stepped forward. “Hello, there. I’m the sponsor of this expedition. Carrying everything from healing herbs to potions—Friend to adventurers, Masumoto Hiyoshi. Open 24/7—Masumoto Hiyoshi. The all-purpose pharmacy, Masumoto Hiyoshi. Please stop by. Our newly-opened sixth branch in Pinckney is having a grand opening sale right now. Make sure you stop by on the way back from the battle.”

“Yeah!” The men thrust up their fists in response to a speech so stirring it would linger in the kingdom’s history.

“All right, thanks all! Now let’s give Yoko-san a good ass-beating! lol” Sir Goto proclaimed.

“Yeeeah lol!”

Sir Goto held up his shining sacred sword, the Mithril Sword—the ultimate weapon feared by dark-attribute monsters—and proclaimed, “All forces, move ouuuuuut! lol”

Drums began to pound as the soldiers split up into the dark forest, their nervousness plain to see.

“Chaaaaarge lol!”

“Off to die > <ノ”

“wahhh lolol ok rofl”

“I’mmm fulll of powerrr!”

“tomahawk+3 on sale 300k chat only plz.”

Their brave and valiant voices echoed all around—and so the strongest army in the kingdom’s history launched their campaign!

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