Folded Notes from High School by Matthew Boren

Author:Matthew Boren
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Young Readers Group
Published: 2018-04-03T04:00:00+00:00

To-est Soup!

You know I have the best instincts ever. Yep, me and my perception-compass. I know you think I’m wrong, but Stef, I am almost positive Kathy and Christopher are hooking up! Oh my god, I am freaking out! I saw her car in his driveway on three different days over Turkey Day break! Unless someone else drives a Pinto with a license plate that says: LV R TOWN #1, I can guarantee you Kathy is having an affair with MY BOYFRIEND. Do the math, Stef! I saw her grab his ass, and he played it off like she was just being the slut that she is, but I know better. The thought of Christopher touching her makes me literally wanna puke. She said she wishes she could sing, but her voice sounds like “a farting frog eating another farting frog.” What girl with any ounce of dignity says “fart”? Or “frog,” for that matter? And she had the audacity to say Joy Rebecca Bernstein should be famous! Do you feel as violated as me that once upon a time we were actually friends with such horrific people? As we’ve grown and evolved these people have just stayed frozen in time. Unreal.

What do I do?

Need You Now More Than Ever,

T-Murphs!

P.S. Not that I care AT ALL, but do you think that annoying Matt Bloom kid looks anything like Keanu Reeves from the “Rush, Rush” video?

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