Dancing in My Nuddy Pants by Louise Rennison
Author:Louise Rennison [Rennison, Louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: Coming of Age, Dating & Sex, Fiction, Friendship, Girls & Women, Humour, Social Themes, Young Adult
ISBN: 9780756932558
Publisher: Perfection Learning
Published: 2002-01-01T06:00:00+00:00
frogland extravaganza
monday january 17th
stalag 14
quatre days to our frogland extravaganza french
Mâsieur âCall Me Henriâ really is sooo cool and gorgey. He told us what we are going to do on our school trip to la belle France and what we should bring. Weâre going to stay in Hôtel Gare du Nord and visit the Champs Elysées and the Pompidou Centre. Loads of très bon stuff. Madame Slack came in and took all our forms that we had to take home for signingâthe forms saying that even if we were set fire to by raving French people, the staff are not responsible, etc. She also said, âGirls, on Saturday there will be a choice of excursion in the morning. You can go on a grand tour of the sewage system of Paris with me, go up the Eiffel Tower with Mâsieur Hilbert or to the Louvre with Herr Kamyer. Please come and sign up for your choice.â
As we queued up we argued about which trip to go on as a gang. Jas was the only one who wanted to go down into the sewers. I said to Jas, âWhat is the point of going down the sewers?â
âBecause it is historical and we might learn a lot of stuff we donât know.â
I said, âAu contraire, we will learn a lot of things we DO know. We will learn that French sewers are like English sewers, only French.â
Jas looked like a goggle-eyed ferret.
I explained. âIt is just tunnels full of French pooâhow different can French poo be from English poo?â
So we are all going up the Eiffel Tower with Gorgey Henri.
Ellen said, âIâm looking forward to going and everything, but I will really miss Dave the Laughâ¦.Heâs such aâ¦â
I said, âLaugh?â
âYes,â she said, and went all red. Good Lord.
I am, of course, used to being away from the Sex God. Heâs only been back a week and Iâm off to Frogland.
I sometimes wish he was more of a laugh, though. There is a slight danger that underneath his Sex God exterior there lurks a sensible person. He has just bought a bike to save the environment. And it might not stop thereâ¦he might possibly buy some waterproofs.
Download
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.
Evelina by Fanny Burney(26519)
The Secret History by Donna Tartt(18163)
Who'd Have Thought by G Benson(16150)
Eleanor and Park by Rainbow Rowell(15103)
All the Missing Girls by Megan Miranda(14737)
A Web of Lies 27 by Bella Forrest(13539)
Fallen Heir by Erin Watt(13176)
The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air Book 1) by Holly Black(12044)
Shadow Children #03 - Among the Betrayed by Margaret Peterson Haddix(11603)
Twisted Palace by Erin Watt(10843)
Warriors (9781101621189) by Young Tom(10316)
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli(10042)
Caraval Series, Book 1 by Stephanie Garber(9912)
La Belle Sauvage by Philip Pullman(9896)
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo(9708)
They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera(9492)
P.S. I Still Love You by Jenny Han(9315)
Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell(8787)
A Girl in a Million by Betty Neels(8389)
