Bubba and the Zigzaggery Zombies by Bevill C.L

Author:Bevill, C.L.
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: mystery, texas, redneck, bubba, bevill
Publisher: C.L. Bevill

Chapter 14

Bubba and the Gregarious Goodjoint

And

The Gregarious Gangsta

Tuesday, March 12th

When Bubba woke up the next day it was lightly raining outside. Precious had her head underneath his pillow and her large rump sticking out. She was dreaming and her tail thumped against his stomach lazily. While he lay in bed, Bubba decided he needed to think like the people on CSI. The ones in Las Vegas, Miami, and New York. If no one was going to offer up a convenient suspect (beside himself) then he needed to know as much as he could about the corpse.

So in between work on the film, finding out what Ma was doing, and trying to catch up with Willodean Gray, Bubba was going to have to investigate to the fullest of his abilities. Therefore, he would start the way most investigators would.

Breakfast. Eggs with bacon and a bran muffin, just in case what afflicted the DEA agents started to afflict Bubba. Bubba knew that a fellow was never too young to eat bran muffins to ensure prevention of digestional intractability. In fact, he liked bran muffins, especially the ones Miz Adelia made. If he happened to see Special Agent Warley Smith, he would recommend them to him. Good for his constitution.

Bubba showered, made his breakfast, and ate while looking at the script. “‘I think we got big trouble,’” he read laboriously. “Who writes this stuff?” He gave Precious a bite of bacon. “Do you write this stuff, Precious?”

Precious woofed while she dragged the hapless piece of bacon under the small table in order to subjugate and devour it properly.

Bubba glanced at the clock on the wall, a black Kit-Cat Clock with the tail swinging and eyes that moved back and forth. It had been another housewarming gift, although he couldn’t remember from whom. It was just after eight a.m. and he knew he had enough time to continue his investigation before he had to get to the set for makeup.

The set was at the high school that day and Bubba’s stop was on the way. He left an irritable Precious with Miz Adelia in the mansion and the dog had to amuse herself by graciously allowing the Garcia children to play with her Dumbo sized ears.

The Pegramville Family Medical Clinic and Chiropractic Care Center was open at the crack of dawn because the doctor in charge happened to be an early bird sort of person. George Goodjoint was an elderly man who’d attended both Harvard and Johns Hopkins for his various degrees. Bubba knew of three degrees but had an idea that Doc had a few more than that. He was also a tall thin man with a shock of white hair that he swept back over his forehead. Furthermore, he was a personal friend of the Snoddy family, often invited to regular dinners with Miz Demetrice. Bubba would have thought that there was a romantic interest between them, but over the course of years it became apparent that the pair were fast friends and nothing more.

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