Bad Attitude (Bad in Baltimore) by Mitchell K.A

Author:Mitchell, K.A. [Mitchell, K.A.]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Published: 2013-04-23T05:00:00+00:00

A week was a long time. More than a week now. Sure Jamie had been without it longer, but he’d gotten used to the regular, really good sex with Gavin, and now they weren’t having it. Jamie could have gone out, could have called an old fuck buddy who was perfectly fine with the boundaries of get off and get gone, but every time he reached for his truck keys or his phone, he seemed to think of something else to do instead.

Tuesday, though, that was it. It was Four-Dollar Absolut night at Hey Sailor, and there would be plenty of absolutely drunk guys to pick from. He was shaved, showered and ready to roll at nine thirty when his phone rang.

“Eli?” Jamie answered cautiously, wary of why the little brat might be calling instead of Quinn.

“Hey, sailor.”

“No, that would be the tamed dick you have at home. I was a Marine, and now it would be ‘Hi, Officer’ except I’m headed—”

“To Four-Dollar Absolut Night at Hey Sailor, duh. But you don’t want to get there too early. Anyone drunk already is going to be puking before you can get him home.”

How Eli knew when Jamie had only made up his mind to go three hours ago wasn’t something he wanted to think about. He just wanted to get laid by someone whose last name wasn’t Montgomery. But the little shit had a point about those quick drunks.

“What can I do for you, Eli?”

“Long time no see and now it’s all business, huh? Exactly what have you been doing with your time? I told Quinn you’d found a steady fuck, but he said you were probably working on your truck or helping your mom clean out the attic.”

They had come to his dad’s funeral, club-rat Eli looking almost surreally conservative in a dark blue suit. Quinn had offered to help pack up anything Mom wanted to get rid of. She had called the day after Billy went back to Nevada and insisted they take out dad’s old recliner.

It had almost been too much, but Quinn had been there. Had offered to store it in his garage in case she changed her mind or Jamie decided he wanted to keep it. Having friends like them didn’t suck. And he had blown them off in favor of fucking Gavin’s brains out as much as possible.

“Did you bet him?” Jamie asked. Eli was competitive to the tips of his thick dark eyelashes.

“Let this inside information be our little secret and you can spill the beans next Wednesday.”

“Why, what’s next Wednesday?”

“Birthday party. Come hungry. I’m making two pans of lasagna.”

“Quinn’s is in August.”

“Not for Quinn. For my friend with the white-blond hair. Silver.”

“Ah. Sloppy blowjob, too much teeth.”

“I don’t think that will be an issue at the party, but if there are some exotic birthday traditions you know about, please, I’m all ears.”

“I’m not spanking him. And he’ll slobber on the cake.”

“He doesn’t have a family, you know. They tossed him out the way mine did.

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