Are You Going to Kiss Me Now? by Sloane Tanen

Author:Sloane Tanen
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Published: 2011-10-11T16:00:00+00:00

1) Joe is trying to crack a coconut open with a rock.

2) Now he’s banging said coconut against a tree.

3) Now he’s banging his head against the tree.

F.

“If I had a video camera, I’d be a rich, rich man,” Chaz sighed ruefully as he watched Joe sobbing and slobbering all over the pristine coconut.

“It’s all my fault, it’s all my fault, it’s all my fault,” Joe was saying repeatedly as he now hit his head with the coconut repeatedly. When we saw blood, Milan pushed Jonah over to Joe.

“Make him stop!” she pleaded.

“It’s good for him to take responsibility for his actions.”

“Get over yourself, Jesus Jr., he’s hurting himself!”

“Joe,” Jonah said, halfheartedly trying to stop him. Joe shrugged him off and continued his Bellevue audition.

“She’s going to die, and it’s all my fault,” Joe shouted before collapsing on the sand, hugging the coconut like a baby and weeping. “She played my daughter in Afternoon Rain. She was just a baby. She’s still a baby. Look at her. This is my fault.”

“You’re not helping,” Eve whispered, eyes bulging out of her head in panic. Jonah had a perverted look of self-satisfaction on his face.

Cisco got up and tried to pry the coconut away from Joe while simultaneously pulling him in for a hug. Sweet.

“It’s not your fault, dude. It’s not your fault.”

“It’s kind of his fault,” Milan said.

I retreated to the nearest rock.

J:

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