All the Best by Roger McGough

Author:Roger McGough
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780141945293
Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
Published: 2009-06-01T00:00:00+00:00

There’s a block of flats going up in the toilet

What a shocking estate we are in.

Neighbourhood Watch

It’s a sin

It’s a crime

Now we can’t tell the time

Our neighbourhood watch

Has been stolen!

Fire Guard

My wife bought a fire guard for the living room

Seems a nice sort of chap.

Zebra Crossing

There is a Lollipopman

At the zebra crossing

With lollipops

He is trying

To lure zebras across

He makes me cross.

I cross.

I Say I Say I Say

I say I say I say

A funny thing happened on my way here today

The buildings had hiccups, the road ran away

Buses grew hair in the silliest places

Traffic lights chuckled and pulled funny faces

Three-legged lamp posts chased little dogs

The moon was mugged by stars wearing clogs

Policemen and policewomen danced on the beat

A zebra crossing galloped off down the street

Beggars gave money to passers-by

There was an old lady who swallowed a…?

The town’s in a tizzy, it’s gone off its head

It’s making me dizzy, I’m going back to bed.

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