Sex and the City by Bushnell Candace

Author:Bushnell, Candace [Bushnell, Candace]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: Perseus Books Group
Published: 2011-05-10T16:00:00+00:00

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Portrait of a Bulgy Underwear Model: The Bone Pops Out of His Giant Billboard

A door opens at the top of the stairs and the Bone, an underwear model and budding actor, stands silhouetted in the doorway of his apartment. One arm is up and he’s leaning against the doorframe and his dark brown hair is falling in his face and he’s laughing as he watches you trudge breathless up the stairs.

“You’re always on the go,” he says, like all he wants to do is lie around in bed all day. You remember what his friend, screenwriter Stanford Blatch, keeps telling you: “The Bone looks like he travels with his own lighting director.” And then it’s too much: You have to look away.

“The Bone is the human equivalent of a sable coat,” Stanford says. Stanford has been bugging you a lot about the Bone lately. The phone rings and you pick it up and it’s Stanford. “Who’s sexier? The Bone or Keanu Reeves?” You sigh. And even though you sort of really don’t know who the Bone is and don’t really care, you say, “The Bone.”

Maybe it’s partly out of guilt. You know that you should know who he is: He’s that guy who was splashed—muscled, nearly naked—on that giant billboard in Times Square, and he was all over the buses. But you never go to Times Square and you don’t pay attention to buses, except when they’re about to hit you.

But Stanford keeps working on you. “The Bone and I were walking by his billboard the other day,” he says, “and the Bone wanted to get a piece of it to put in his apartment, like maybe his nose. But I told him he should take the bulge in his pants. That way, when women ask him how big he is, he can say fourteen feet.

“The Bone did the cutest thing today,” Stanford says. “He tried to take me out to dinner. He said, ‘Stanford, you’ve done so much for me, I want to do something for you.’ I said, ‘Don’t be silly,’ but you know, he is the only person who’s ever offered to take me out to dinner in my whole life. Can you believe anyone that beautiful is that nice?”

You agree to meet the Bone.

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