Sex As A Second Language by Jamie Sobrato

Author:Jamie Sobrato [Sobrato, Jamie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Category
ISBN: 9780373793204
Publisher: Harlequin
Published: 2007-03-31T23:00:00+00:00

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How to Say Sex in Italian

I’ve never considered myself a racist. I mean, I’m pretty much an equal opportunity lover. I’ve been with men of every race, nationality, blah blah blah. My bedroom has been a virtual United Nations of lovers.

But there’s just something about Italian men. Dare I say I have a bias in favor of them above all the other men on earth?Okay, I’ll say it. Italian guys rock.

To be fair to all the other men of the planet, I’ll point out some of the failings of Italian men first. I mean, yeah, they have a tendency to be Mama’s Boys in the worst kind of way. Forty-yearolds living with their mothers, anyone? Ick.

And sure, they can be utter and complete sexists, and impossibly lecherous and let’s don’t even mention the Madonna-Whore Complex so many of them seem to suffer from.

But when you find a good one, oh, honey, have you found a good one.

Let’s take my latest lover, for example, the one we’re calling X to protect the identities of the hot and sexy.

X has all the right moves. He knows how to treat a girl like a goddess and he knows the meaning of the word romance. I’m sure I don’t have to point out to you how rare these two qualities are. Let alone the fact that he’s hot as hell and has an accent that makes my panties wet.

But more important is that incredible stroke of genetic luck that makes him a guy with the most exquisite cock I’ve ever seen. You’ll have to excuse me if I get a little fancy with the adjectives here.

Perfectly shaped, with a firm shaft and a smooth, beautiful head, I could spend all day getting to know it intimately. Believe me, I’ve tried. For three hours!

But the pleasure I experience with my mouth on him is nothing compared to what he can do inside me. If it didn’t make me sound like such a dork, I might confess to shedding a few tears of joy at what it’s like to screw him….

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