Man Enough by Beth Burnett

Author:Beth Burnett [Burnett, Beth]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Amazon: B008GVR7BK
Published: 2012-06-30T23:00:00+00:00

We take a seat at Polly’s. I debate for about a minute, but settle on the veggie burger. I’m proving I can be good. Besides, who knows what concoction my grandmother will have going on tonight. When I called her to let her know that Danny is a vegan, she was a little confused. She’s had a lot of years to get used to vegetarianism. Veganism is a new one to her. Anyway, first I have to get through lunch with my mother. I study her as we wait for our food, looking for clues to the big important talk. Finally, I can’t stand it.

“Leah, what’s going on?”

She grins at me, suddenly looking all of about twenty-five years old. “I had my first lesbian encounter last night!”

“Oh my god!” I yell. “Is everyone on this planet getting laid except me?”

Several people at the other tables call back that they are. I bury my face in my hands, blushing deep red. Leah is laughing hysterically.

“Oh sweetie, come on. It’s not that big a deal.”

“Leah. Let’s be quite clear here. I do not have a problem with you having sex with a woman. I don’t have a problem with you having sex with anyone. I just really don’t want the details.”

“Pshaw.” She shakes her head. “You’re too uptight. Sheila says you act repressed as a sort of strange rebellion against my ultra-free spirit.”

My voice is rising again. “Just because I don’t want to sit around with a bunch of women looking at my snatch with a mirror does not make me repressed!”

“You tell her, girlfriend!” Bradley yells from behind the bar. I’m saved from answering by the waitress bringing food.

“Davey, Sheila is truly an amazing woman. I think you could learn a lot from her. I definitely have a crush on her, that’s why I decided to go along with it when she came on to me.”

I have to ask. “So, did you like it?”

She leans in close and lowers her voice to a whisper. “I liked it when she was doing me. Then again, that always has been my favorite part of sex. I hate giving blow jobs. And the penetration part is usually over so fast, it doesn’t do much for me. Always insist that a man go down on you before you do him, Davey, because once he gets it in you, it is all about him.”

I close my eyes and take a deep breath. “I’ll keep that in mind. So are you and Sheila an item now?”

“Oh, hell no. I’m not a lesbian. No, it was fun, but we’re going to have to just be good friends.”

“Hey, now you can make another check mark on your bucket list.”

Leah laughs. “Exactly. It just wasn’t my cup of tea. Besides, I really wasn’t very good at it. I have a good understanding of where the clitoris is, but for some reason, once I had my face buried down there, I just couldn’t really find it with my tongue.”

The people at the tables to either side of us have stopped eating and are actively listening to our conversation.

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