It Was Love (Taboo Love Duet Book 1) by V Theia
Author:V Theia [Theia, V]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-03-21T16:00:00+00:00
FIFTEEN
“Ineed urgent advice, Indie. About sex.”
“Why are we whispering, girl? Are you hiding in a broom closet? Because let me tell you, those things are not fun to have a fuck in. Find a bed, preferably a floor you won’t be cramped up on.”
“When have you had sex in a closet?”
Silly question. I smiled anticipating her response. If anyone could cheer me up it is India.
“High school. Jamie Stiller’s sixteenth birthday party. I gave him a present he won’t ever forget in his parents’ closet. Then in college. I think the football team had won the championship, I don’t remember, all I know is I woke up drunk in the dorm closet with my hand on Simon Denver’s cock. I’m assuming we banged, still don’t know if we did to this day, but every time I go back to the old neighborhood, and I see him at the bars that jack-hole blushes to his eyebrows.”
I was as Cleopatra, sans milk, relaxed in my claw-foot bathtub surrounded in bubbles and candles for ambience. The scent of vanilla doing nothing to calm my jumpy nerves. I’d gone backwards and forwards with how things had gone down —pun intended— last night and still I had no answers.
Just a lot of What. Fucking What. And Omg What.
“Poor Simon Denver’s. He probably doesn’t want you to tell his wife you sucked his soul out through his dick.”
India cackled. She really was a tonic.
“So, baby-girl. What’s the sex advice? Hit me with it. Let mama tell you how to reach orgasm in three easy steps.”
“Do those steps include inserting a penis?”
I heard her gag. “Don’t ever say penis. What are we five? It’s dick. Or cock. Or monster schlong. Or God if he’s built.”
“You’re so bourgeoisie, Indie.” I told her grinning. “So. Hypothetically.”
She snorted disbelievingly, thankfully she allowed my subterfuge hypothesis.
“Of course.”
I went on. “What do you do if you get a little…. physical with someone you’re not meant to be that way with, but you’re interrupted with a work thing and now you don’t know how to proceed with this person.”
“Damn. I knew I should have lit up for this. Girl, I need wine.”
“Indie, it’s morning! Have a coffee.”
“Crap. Okay. Let me grab the creamer while I think on this for you. I’m dieting, I’m telling myself this creamer is full fat instead of the diet crap made by Satan. Okay. Firstly, who the hell is the person; married?”
“It’s hypothetical, remember.”
“Right, right. I call bullshit. But we’ll get to that later.”
I love Indie I really do. We met not long after I got into town in a coffee shop, she was yelling at the barista for getting her order wrong and then in the same breath she complimented my shoes. We’d been friends ever since.
“Is it a boss? Friend? Cousin?” I chuckled and told her friend.
“And full sex didn’t happen?”
“No. They got called into work suddenly.”
“Who passes up an orgasm for work? Seems dubious.” I frowned. Yeah. But then I knew the importance of Noah’s clubs.
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