Girl v. Boy by Yvonne Collins & Sandy Rideout

Author:Yvonne Collins & Sandy Rideout [Collins, Yvonne & Rideout, Sandy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781989303078
Published: 2018-12-11T06:00:00+00:00

Chapter 11

THE WORD . . . FROM NEWSHOUND

Dawn of the Dunfield Dead

There are plenty of things in life I don’t understand—decaf coffee, fuzzy dice, and Ryan Seacrest, for starters. It’s becoming obvious that I don’t understand guys either. Why, I ask, do they bother to call girls if they’re not going to listen? In an earlier column, Scoop complained about girls talking to each other too much. If we do it’s because it’s more rewarding than talking to someone who slips into a coma when there’s an electronic device in the vicinity.

I’m not bitter, Scoop, I’m just not attracted to zombies. And I’m not the only girl who feels this way. In case you haven’t noticed, some of Dunfield’s hottest women are taking their search for Mr. Right—or Mr. Conscious—off campus. Two cheerleaders are currently dating Turnbull guys. Scoop will say they’re just “dating up,” but what about the girls who are dating guys from Warwick Central? Since that’s dating sideways, maybe guys from other schools simply have something Dunfield men don’t—like a pulse.

Out of the goodness of her heart, Newshound will offer some advice to help any zombie keep a quality Dunfield girl interested:

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