Diva Rules by Amir Abrams

Author:Amir Abrams [Abrams, Amir]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Kensington
Published: 2015-03-25T16:00:00+00:00

Miesha wags a finger at me. “I see you, girl.”

I feign ignorance. “You see what?”

“Ooh, don’t do it, boo. Wipe the drool from ya lips. Tryna act like you ain’t checkin’ for Cease. Girl, bye. I see you checkin’ him on the low-low when he goes up to bowl.” She cracks up laughing. “You ain’t slick, boo.”

I roll my eyes ’n’ suck my teeth. “Girl, bye. I’m not hardly checkin’ for that boy like that.”

“Ooh, lies, lies, ’n’ more lies!”

I laugh with her, crossing my legs. Truth is, I have been eyeing him on the low-low. Heck, he’s cute. He has a nice body. And okay, okay. He has a really nice butt. Shoot me for looking. I’m a girl. That’s what we do. Look. Besides, it’s not like there are any other boys worth looking at here tonight. And I’m not even about to sit here ’n’ be staring at Antonio Lopez. Although, yes, he is fiiiine ’n’ real eye candy, but that’s Miesha’s man. And I don’t believe in being messy. No, ma’am.

“Okay, busted. But you see all them muscles, girl?”

She shakes her head, laughing. “Nope. I only have eyes for my boo.”

“Girl, bye. You can still look.”

She giggles. “Well, I ain’t lookin’ hard, trust. But, yeah, I peeped ’em. How can you not? Now tell me you didn’t like our double date.”

I cough. “Double date? Girlie, this ain’t no damn double nothing. All this is, is a situation that you created.”

She waves me on. “Girl, bye. Call it what you want. You can thank me in the morning.” She chuckles.

“Girl, please. Middle finger up.”

“Uh-huh. Lies, lies, ’n’ more lies! I peeped how the two of you been tossing glances at each other all night. You know he’s feelin’ you, girl. And it’s obvious you feelin’ him, too.”

I fold my arms across my chest ’n’ toot my lips. “I don’t know what you talkin’ about, boo.”

She laughs some more.

I see Antonio walking over to us with Miesha’s food order. Nooo, we didn’t win. But after I was finally able to get the hang of it, me ’n’ Miesha spanked ’em silly. Three games later. Ha! Okay, okay, so what if my legs flew out in front of me, twice, ’n’ I landed on my butt. Or that I bowled backwards most of the game. Or that my feet are real sweaty in these funky bowling flats, uh, shoes. Or that Miesha ’n’ them have done nothing but laugh at me most of the night. Fact is, we still got a win.

Yeah, Antonio ’n’ Cease beat us, bad, the first two frames. But they still paid for our food. Mmph. What I look like, tryna spend my coins on some boy. Not! They were probably gonna pay anyway. But just in case they weren’t. Let it be known, Fiona Madison ain’t the one.

“Yo, what y’all over here gigglin’ ’bout?” Antonio wants to know, handing Miesha her food.

“Ohhh, nothing,” she says, smirking as she reaches for her food. “Thanks, babe.”

“You know I got you, boo.

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