Death of a Bachelor by M A Hinkle

Author:M A Hinkle [Hinkle, M A]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance
ISBN: 9781949909098
Publisher: NineStar Press
Published: 2018-10-28T18:30:00+00:00

CATHAL SAT UP with an exaggerated groan, putting that question as far from his mind as possible. “We’re getting morose again, and that means it is definitely time to call it a night.”

“Drink some water before you turn in. You’re a prick when you have a hangover.”

Cathal put his hands on his hips. “Why, Damon, that almost sounds like you cared.”

Damon was supposed to laugh it off, but he kept staring at Cathal in that even, steady way. Hopefully because he was drunk. Cathal couldn’t handle it any other way. “I do care. About you not bitching at me in the morning when you have a headache.”

Cathal picked up one of the decorative pillows that lined the back of the couch. It was shaped like a duckling holding an Easter egg—Cathal had never questioned Era’s taste in decorations, since he liked his genitals the way they were. He hefted the duckling, testing the weight. Then he slapped Damon in the face with it.

Thus ensued an epic pillow fight involving another duckling, three rabbits, and an Easter egg, as well as one of the couch cushions when Damon decided to cheat. Both of them ended up on the floor.

“You know, usually when I’m drunk and on the floor and breathing hard,” said Cathal, “it is not because I got the shit beat out of me with a pink rabbit.”

“I’d be worried if it was.” Damon frowned up at the ceiling. “But I wouldn’t be surprised.”

Cathal kicked him, but feebly. Damon just flopped his arm over his face.

“We should go to bed,” Cathal said.

“We have to get up first.”

“You make an excellent point.”

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